Patti Stanger Millionaire Matchmaker Weighs In

Patti Stanger is not precisely known for holding back. As founder and CEO of The Millionaire's Club--the matchmaking service that fixes up high-net-worth purchasers on dates chronicled on the hit Bravo show Millionaire Matchmaker--she frequently berates her (mostly male) roster of purchasers, demanding that they follow her strict directions so as to search out true love.

Turns out she's equally acerbic when it involves celebrity splits. From Eva Longoria ("Karma's a bitch") to Sandra Bullock ("there's this wound") to Ryan Reynolds ("he looked sadder than life") to Kelsey Grammer ("he's a jumper") to Tiger Woods ("he can cheat in spite of who he is with") and lots of different stars, she has got an opinion regarding everybody, and regular of us who are wanting to quiet down once more once divorce, that she shared earlier nowadays on the phone from her Marina del Rey, California, office.

Below, some highlights:

On who she would set Eva Longoria up with:

Right now she's not in a very place to be discovered. Her body language is: she's angry. and there is no man who will work into an angry woman's pocket. this can be serious. She desires some counseling. I feel it's gonna be, like, six months to a year for her. And if she rebounds, it's gonna be to induce even with Tony, and that is not what she needs. She needs love. The rumor on the road was she cheated on her initial husband. Karma's a bitch. If you cheat, it'll come to you. If you treat ladies or men like shit, you may pay the value. The bill comes due.

On why Sandra Bullock is wounded:

We don't apprehend what is going on on with Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. they are not creating out in public, ripping every other's garments off. I've met Ryan face to face [before his divorce]. He looked sadder than life. i used to be with my friend Jenny McCarthy, and I said, 'you know, I feel like they are obtaining a divorce. look into his body language. he is miserable!' And after I offered to mend Sandra [Bullock] up, she said, 'I'm scared. i do not wanna be mounted up until i am sixty.' there is this wound. therefore allow them to be friends. allow them to notice solace in one another and leave them alone. And if it turns into one thing romantic, so be it. look into Shania Twain! I mean, return on--that was the final word revenge. And he is freakin' hot! [Shania's initial husband] Mutt [Lange] isn't hot in the least. I'm like, 'good for you chickadee!' i actually would like that Angelina [Jolie] had had a husband who Jennifer may steal, therefore everyone would have won.